Daily Necessities of Life – and Coffee Helps Too
I am for hire! Did you know I am also a freelance writer and editor? I do more than just drink wine and write nonsense until I laugh so hard the wine comes out my nose.
If you like this blog and would like me to help with your blog, website, or any other writing project, please fill out the form below! But understand that I do charge for my services.
At this point I am not above whoring myself out to write other people’s stuff.
I can be serious too!
Don’t think everything I write has to be funny/snarky/cursy – I used to be a newspaper reporter where that shit was really frowned upon.
You don’t even want to know about what my editor once did with the first draft of an article I had written about special needs kids getting driver’s licenses. I will tell you that a third party and a fire extinguisher was involved. That was not a good day, but I learned a lesson.
I also was a contributing researcher and author for more graduate studies and crap like that then I can remember back in the days of me getting my master’s degree. I can research the hell out of anything and then still have the wherewithal to write about it.
Just don’t ever ask me to write your academic paper for you. That’s cheating and people who do that have a special place in Writer’s Hell. Just ask Jayson Blair and The New York Times. Wait, Blair is now reportedly making $130/hour giving advice to his dumb-ass clients who hire him as a “life coach.” Maybe he isn’t the moron in the scenario …………..
Having said that, I’ll edit those papers for you. I won’t get $130/hour, but I will stay out of hell.
So, what do you need? Let’s chat about it!