Nine Questions More Important Than Is Glenn Dead or Alive?
It’s all over social media and television! It’s talked about in blogs and in print!
As much as I have come to count on Glenn being in every episode and cleaning up what Rick misses (much like how a baseball teams counts on the shortstop to catch those low balls when the pitcher jumps out of the way), I’m nearly at the point of no longer caring.
I mean, c’mon! He’s probably not dead, and even if he is, the writers will find someone else to step in to the role of Rick’s Most Level Headed and Morally Conscious Lieutenant within an episode or two. Plus, Maggie will move on. And don’t you think she really needs to anyway? They have got to be the most boring Zombie Apocalypse Couple EVER!
Besides, since most TWD followers have pretty much decided Glenn is alive, aren’t there more important questions to be answered?
What was in that casserole Carol was making right before the big attacking in JSS (S6E2)? Did she eat it or pitch it?
Maybe if she had of made cookies, it all would have turned out differently?
When will Carl figure out that Bieber Fever is over and let Jessie give him a real haircut?
Walker Bieber called and wants his hair back, Carl!
Speaking of Carl, why did he grow so quickly while his sister does not?
Yeah, either Carl is taking post-apocalyptic roids, or there is a small discrepancy in aging …
Where are they getting all the gas for the vehicles? First, it seems it all would have been pilfered and used in the first two seasons. Second, doesn’t it deteriorate over time? Wouldn’t leftover gas be pretty useless by now?
If Glenn does live, when is he going to take Maggie on a real date? They’re safe and sound in Alexandria mostly, so pull the posse together so you can pull off the “most romantic date ever” already! And why hasn’t the cast given them a couple’s nickname like Glaggie yet?
There has got to be a nice park setting in Alexandria for a romantic picnic date like this! Get with the program, Glaggie!
When will one of the two Ryans (Reynolds or Gosling) make a cameo as themselves? One could be a Walker and the other still alive. The Human Ryan kills the Walker Ryan while Aaron and Eric try to get their autographs. Epic.
It would be the most watched episode ever!
How come every time someone pulls a gun we hear the hammer being cocked, yet most of the guns used don’t have an external hammer to cock? Is the sound effect crew drinking too much Red Bull?
How does Rick really know that Judith is his?
Finally, is Fear the Walking Dead really shining new light for TWD viewers or is it really just another way for AMC to make money?
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